if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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