I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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