Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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