i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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