windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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