I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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