Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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