I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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