But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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