belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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