do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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