quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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