Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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