Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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