Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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