I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Sorry about my life...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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