Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
