So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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