New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize