Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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