Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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