mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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