I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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