lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up