Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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