Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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