The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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