at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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