So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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