I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Do plants get herpes?
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