before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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