There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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