Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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