my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm too high and old for this...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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