The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If that was your dad, he is hot
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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