brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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