the condom got lost in my hair
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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