Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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