He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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