Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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