just tell him i said nine months
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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