I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Found the puke drawer
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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