Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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