Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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