only if we run a train.
done.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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