mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I think my moral compass just broke
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