You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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