So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
