In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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