my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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