I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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