Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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