i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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