Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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