What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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