She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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