You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
How's work?
Spinning.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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