wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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