Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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