I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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